I have a bone to pick with a few of you guys! Because of an obviously defective kart, I had to start at the back of the field for the "championship" race but displayed my God given talents, artfully and precisely slicing through the field like a surgeon performing delicate microsurgery, only "lightly" brushing up against my fellow competitors to perform magical passes only to be rammed into brutishly by ham fisted, jealous "drivers" trying to knock me out of my place in the spotlight. Now my back still hurts from the malicious and violent attempts at ramming me into submission.
I am proud to say that despite your selfish efforts, my talents shone through and I was able to move up to a top 5 finish at the expense of a backache!
p.s. how about that drive by Kim and Sid's daughter( I can't remember her name), very impressive!